Readings

How To Book:

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Please read carefully the descriptions of each service offering.

Then, click the "Book Here" tab below to begin the quick and easy booking process.

*Important*

Readings are conducted on Zoom, and a Zoom link for your consultation will be sent to you automatically in your confirmation e-mail after booking. On the day and time of your consultation, all you need to do is click on the Zoom link in the confirmation e-mail. You will also be sent a reminder e-mail the day 24hrs before your reading.

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In-Depth Astrology Reading

(1:1 Zoom Call)

A reading with Joe is a sacred space for you to explore your life story, current situations and more through the divine art of astrology.

First, Joe will begin with your birth chart, exploring the core dynamics that shape your experience. From there, he will look at your current and upcoming transits over the next 1-2 years, along with utilizing traditional timing techniques, exploring eclipse cycles, retrogrades, and your profection year, to understand what phase of life you’re in now and what may be unfolding next. Compassionate guidance and life strategy will be given, and by the end of the reading you will leave feeling empowered, clear and aligned.

**You may add-on a Solar Return Chart analysis at check out with when booking both the 60 min or 90 min reading, and a progressed chart analysis for the 90 min reading only if desired.

60 minutes - $250

90 minutes - $325

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In-Depth Astrology Reading w/ Tarot

(1:1 Zoom Call)

This reading weaves together traditional astrological technique with tarot insight, offering both grounded analysis and symbolic depth.

Joe begins with your birth chart, exploring the core dynamics that shape your life path, personality, and lived experience. From there, tarot is gently integrated to illuminate the emotional, psychological, and spiritual layers of your current circumstances, bringing clarity to what may be harder to name or see through astrology alone.

The session then expands into your current and upcoming transits over the next 1–2 years, alongside traditional timing techniques, to understand the phase of life you’re moving through and what is beginning to unfold. Tarot serves as a reflective and intuitive guide throughout, helping to deepen the narrative and reveal underlying themes, choices, and potentials.

You’ll receive compassionate guidance, grounded life strategy, and meaningful insight, leaving the reading with a clearer sense of direction, deeper self-understanding, and a feeling of alignment with where your path is leading.

**You may add-on a Solar Return Chart analysis at check out with when booking both the 60 min or 90 min reading, and a progressed chart analysis for the 90 min reading only if desired.

60 minutes - $250

90 minutes - $325

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Remediation & Integration Reading

(1:1 Zoom Call)

In short, astrological remediation is the use of corrective measures to reduce negative manifestations. These can stem from configurations within the natal chart or from transits and time lords, often a combination of both.

Remediation gives us a say in the way these forces unfold, in our bodies, personalities, and lives as a whole. It is medicine that resonates on every level of being, and a must-have tool for anyone concerned with astrology and improvement of the self and circumstance.

Unfortunately the art of remediation has been lost in modern Western astrology, but globalization and the traditional revival have brought us many wonderful things, this being key among them.

So, rather than viewing difficulty as something to avoid, this session approaches the chart as a living system, one that can be engaged through awareness, intention, and spiritual practice. Together, you and Joe identify key areas of pressure or imbalance in your chart, as well as challenging transits effecting you, and explore ways to bring them into greater alignment.

Remediation practices may include mind set work, simple rituals and meditation techniques.

90 minutes - $350

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Legal Disclaimer*

Please be advised that no astrological reading can predict, forecast, diagnose, or provide information with absolute certainty. No guarantees or assurances of any kind are given and Joe Theodore will not be held accountable for any interpretations or decisions made by recipients based on information provided during readings. For medical concerns, please consult with a physician. For legal matters, please contact an attorney or law enforcement.