Readings

How To Book:

First, scroll to the bottom of this page.

Please read carefully the descriptions of each service offering.

Then, click the "Book Here" tab below to begin the quick and easy booking process.

All readings are conducted on Zoom, and a Zoom link for your reading will be sent to you automatically in your confirmation e-mail after booking. On the day and time of your reading, all you need to do is click on the Zoom link in the confirmation e-mail. All readings are recorded.

Joe uses Whole Sign Houses in his readings.

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In-Depth Astrology Reading

(with or without Tarot)

Whether you wish to explore your chart for the first time, take a deep dive into the future or have a sacred space to have a conversation about something deeper, Joe is thrilled to help you on your journey using the sacred tool of astrology as a guide.

In the average session, Joe will take a deep dive into your birth chart, as well as answer any questions you may have about your natal placements. From there, Joe will guide you through what’s currently unfolding in your life and what lies ahead over the next 12 months.

Tracking upcoming major planetary transits,

eclipses, and utilizing traditional astrological timing techniques, your reading will offer in-depth, clear, personalized insights into your life’s timing, direction, and purpose.

Every reading is different of course, and you are absolutely welcome to share everything and anything with Joe in a safe space as the reading unfolds

Joe works with whole sign houses in all readings.

If you would like tarot included, Joe will infuse your reading with card pulls throughout. The cards will add context and clarity to the topics and themes being discussed.

Every session is recorded and held over Zoom, so you can revisit the insights and integrate them at your own pace.

60 minutes - $255

60 minutes - $265 (with tarot)

90 minutes - $300

90 minutes - $325 (with tarot)

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Legal Disclaimer*

Please be advised that no astrological reading can predict, forecast, diagnose, or provide information with absolute certainty. No guarantees or assurances of any kind are given and Joe Theodore will not be held accountable for any interpretations or decisions made by recipients based on information provided during readings. For medical concerns, please consult with a physician. For legal matters, please contact an attorney or law enforcement.