Readings

How To Book:

First, scroll to the bottom of this page.

Please read carefully the descriptions of each service offering.

Then, click the "Book Here" tab below to begin the quick and easy booking process.

*Important*

Readings are conducted on Zoom, and a Zoom link for your consultation will be sent to you automatically in your confirmation e-mail after booking. On the day and time of your consultation, all you need to do is click on the Zoom link in the confirmation e-mail. You will also be sent a reminder e-mail the day 24hrs before your reading.

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Clarity Awaits

A consultation with Joe is a profound experience. If you are looking for clarity, insight and guidance, invest in your life journey and book a reading.

In-Depth Astrology Reading

(1:1 Zoom Call)

Whether you are just curious about exploring your chart to understand yourself better or looking for deeper clarity about your current situations and future, Joe's readings will reveal to you everything you seek and more.

First, Joe will begin with your birth chart, exploring the core dynamics that shape your experience. From there, he will look at your current and upcoming transits over the next 1-2 years, along with utilizing traditional timing techniques, exploring eclipse cycles and retrogrades, to understand what phase of life you’re in now and what may be unfolding next.

**You may add-on a Solar Return Chart analysis and/or progressed chart analysis at check out when booking the 90 min reading only if desired.

60 minutes - $275
90 minutes - $325

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In-Depth Astrology Reading w/ Tarot

(1:1 Zoom Call)

This reading weaves together traditional astrological technique with psychic tarot insight, offering both grounded analysis and intuitive depth.

The session explores your current and upcoming transits over the next 1–2 years, alongside traditional timing techniques, to understand the phase of life you’re moving through and what is beginning to unfold. Tarot serves as a reflective and intuitive guide throughout, helping to deepen the narrative and reveal underlying themes, choices, and potentials.

You’ll receive compassionate guidance, grounded life strategy, and meaningful insight, leaving the reading with a clearer sense of direction, deeper self-understanding, and a feeling of alignment with where your path is leading.

**You may add-on a Solar Return Chart analysis and/or progressed chart analysis at check out when booking the 90 min reading only if desired.

60 minutes - $275
90 minutes - $325

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Remediation

(1:1 Zoom Call)

In this session, you and Joe will discuss the difficult placements in your birth chart, as well as, any difficult transits currently effecting you. Then, through a diagnostic progress, Joe will guide you and offer remedies, rituals and practices you can apply to your daily life to strengthen the astrological influences weakening you.

This session are for those who are interested in very therapeutic setting, and how we can spiritually and behaviorally work with the planets in a productive and medicinal way.

90 minutes - $375

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Terms & Conditions

Please be advised that no astrological reading can predict, forecast, diagnose, or provide information with absolute certainty. No guarantees or assurances of any kind are given and Joe Theodore will not be held accountable for any interpretations or decisions made by recipients based on information provided during readings. For medical concerns, please consult with a physician. For legal matters, please contact an attorney or law enforcement.

If you cannot make your appointment, please contact Joe at least 48 hours before the consultation is due to begin in order to reschedule. Failure to notify Joe of your wish to cancel without 48 hours' notice will be considered a no-show.

If you do not join an appointment meeting within 10 minutes of its start time, Joe considers this a no-show. He does not offer refunds in case of no-shows. Joe takes time to prepare for every consultation. In addition, he only has limited slots for consultations available. If you do not show up for an appointment, that means a slot for another client goes unfilled. Please be respectful of Joe's time and livelihood.

Joe is not responsible or have any liability over anything discussed in the consultation, or any outcomes or actions taken by you or others after the consultation.